This (and more) is what happens when I get dared to babysit a garden for a week…
I made some much need yard décor improvements.
A close friend of mine…let’s call her Olivia (because that’s her real name)…left her home and garden in my hands for a week while she and her husband traveled to Seattle. Being the generous and altruistic friend I am, I said ‘yes’ right away. Her only request was that I not kill anything. Seriously? It’s as if she hasn’t been paying attention the past 10 years of our friendship.
I never do anything halfway, and I rarely do things that I don’t find entertaining. Everything from my parenting style to my laundry folding techniques involve some measure of excitement and challenge. In a future post I will tell you about a fun, little game I invented that combines laundry and parenting! It’s called “Mom throws socks at kids.” It sounds mean, but my kids actually love it.
As Olivia should have known, and, if you’ve read this blog with any consistency, you know that asking me to do something is essentially equivalent to daring me take your commonplace request and amp it up to a level worthy of my admittedly limited attention.
Well Olivia, I accept your ‘dare’ to babysit your garden … and I raise you one heinous yard crash.
‘Dared’ to Babysit a Garden...and an excellent ADHD Moment
As fate would have it, my friend Laura recently bought the house kitty-corner behind Olivia’s. When she purchased her new home it came with a shed, which was fully loaded with woodworking arts and crafts from the 1970's and 80's in various phases of completion.
Means & A Plan...Super flattering thumbnail on this video.
When my friend first examined the contents of her shed it was hard to say why the previous owners felt the need to save much of the contents.
Now I know! It was all by grand design! It was meant to be used for this very occasion. I felt inspired. Click on the video below to see the creative process.
The Creative Process
Before & After photos of one of the gems we found in the shed.
Before: Legless Bambi? No problem! I have a use for that!
After: A little red spray paint (also donated by previous owner)
and we now have the creepiest lawn decoration ever!
Some of my favorite design elements are features in this post’s first photo, but here are some of the results of arts & crafts time!
I wanted to stay on trend, so I used a chevron pattern
on many of the items.
I tried to spray paint an eye on this deer…I missed, so I made up for it with the
red paint. Please enjoy my shadow in this high quality photography.
(Photographer available for wedding as well).
“N” is for Naty!
This deer had a tragic encounter with
Here’s most of the overall finished product.
The neighbors inquired about our lawn enhancements, and then said (this is the complete truth),
"We have the coolest neighbors ever!"
Unfortunately for me, I’m writing this post from vacation. Why is that unfortunate? Because I’ve left my own house and garden in the hands of a friend (thankfully not Olivia). Let’s just hope that friend doesn’t get any big ideas. It sucks to get into a prank war with Naty Severson…I never lose. BE WARNED!
I’d love to here from you all! Here’s a couple questions?
1. How would you feel if you came home from vacation to your yard looking like this?
2. What great pranks have you pulled off?
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