Well you did it! You obeyed the signs, and I’m so proud of my
readers for sending in submissions!
Because I of my recent interactions with signs on a New York City
subway, in a previous post I asked readers to send in submission of themselves
“obeying signs.” Before I reveal the
winners (there are two) I would like to show you a few of my own.
DIP (as a verb)…
There are so many ways I could have gone with this. Dipping carrots in ranch seems to be the most
obvious choice.
Dip...as a VERB
And because grammar matters, DIP (as a noun)… In this case, I am the dip.
Dip...as a NOUN
SLOW CHILDREN…
Call me an awful parent, but I couldn’t help but take a picture of my kids in
front of this sign. In my defense, this
photo was my husband’s idea.
My lovely children were
very excited to take this photo...
They got the joke.
SLOOOOOW CHILDREN…
I took this one of my nephew. In spite
of his belief that he is the fastest cyclist on 2… I mean 4…wheels, he’s very
slow.
Don’t worry! He can’t read
yet, so he won’t know I made fun of him.
PLEASE! NO PETS IN THE BUILDING...My son has the
softest hair in the world. It’s like a
pillow pet. If you’ve never touched a
pillow pet you need to go to the store right now and try it. [Please, please video this experience and
send it to me (naty.severson@gmail.com). I’ll put it up on the blog.] I think everyone
should have a pillow pet or an equivalently soft stuffed animal in their
possession. It’s amazingly therapeutic to pet a pillow pet. Once again grammar
matters, and contrary to popular belief, I think the creators of pillow pet
were thinking verb, not noun.
Thank goodness this didn’t
happen in the building!
Now to reveal
the big winners!
Winner #1 - NEW
YORK BUS STOP
Apparently,
there are traffic signs in New York City that say “No Standing.” Confusingly, these signs actually apply to
cars (which cannot stand) rather than to humans (which naturally stand). I think the equivalent sign in Minnesota
would be “No Stopping.” Apparently,
these signs are placed near bus stops so the superfluous amounts of taxis don’t
park or wait where buses need to pull over to pick up passengers.
In this winning
“Obey the Sign” photo, you will see that the sign had been knocked over and now
lays on the curb. Rachel L. decided to
do exactly what the sign told her to do.
No Standing
Apparently, this
drew the attention of several New Yorkers who were actually concerned that
something was wrong with her. One man even made multiple attempts to make sure
she was safe and in her right mind. Why
would an uninjured, stable person lay down on a NYC sidewalk? When she said did it because it was ‘ironic,’
he asked what ironic meant. She didn’t know how to answer him, so she simply
walked away. That’s life in the big
city!
The burning
question… Did the person who hit the sign to knock it over stand (or stop as
normal people say) their car to deal with the situation, or did they quickly
drive away as the sign instructs. Dear
readers, like many mysteries in this world, we will never know. ***Deep heartfelt sigh***
Winner #2 –
Multiple Submissions
Missy V. really
got into the spirit of obeying the signs!
Maybe it was because I saw this in the middle of the night when I
couldn’t sleep, but this is the submission that made me laugh the hardest.
Tsunami Evacuation Route
Is it too soon
to make Tsunami jokes? Gosh, I hope not
because this is funny stuff. Missy, I
don’t think the top of that pole would be quite high enough if an actual
tsunami hit that location.
Later in the
week Missy sent me the photo below. I have a kinship with this photo. A few years ago I knocked myself out by
running into a pole…at work…while trying to make my assistant laugh at me...I
subsequently missed two weeks of work due to a concussion #worthit?
Caution! Poles are
dangerous!
So, congrats to Missy & Rachel! You can expect your reward to find it’s way
to you soon!
I’m looking for
fun, new dares! Send them my way! (Terms
of the dare) So what do you have for me? Leave a
comment below and I might just take you up on your dare… as long as it’s wholesome
and good-natured.
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